if your best friend is a cutie clap your hands
*HANDS CATCH ON FIRE*
Anonymous asked:"Lance is dumb." - totally not from Olympia no way nope
"You’re entitled to your wrong opinion." He then raised an eyebrow. "Is that a Mr. Mime in the bushes behind you?"
"I don’t know what you’re talking about. That wasn’t me."
"Never said it was you, but your guilt clearly did. That and your Mr. Mime."
Olympia stared at Mr mime, before turning back to lance. “…well played, sir champion.”
Lance did a mock bow, “Thank you. Though why would someone so lovely say something so untrue?”
"It is true, you are in fact dumb." Olympia scoffed.
anistargoddess asked:"Conserve water!"
"Oh, am I intruding? I needed a shower. My inkay became a little too excited." She grabbed and soap, and started lathering. "You’re also facing the wrong way."
"Oh!" He carefully turned to face her. "I am sorry. I didn’t know. But um, people don’t usually shower together. You know."
"True, but I guess I’m comfortable enough with you!" She giggled.
[text]: What the hell are you saying?
[text]: Does that mean you aren’t coming back?
[text]: Oops, I brought spandex instead of leather.
[text]: Come on if you’re coming.
[text]: Are we going to do this or what?
[text]: Tell me now..so how often have you had sex dreams about me?